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Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -3
WHY USE YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BALL?
His mother was scolding a football player:
Alas, my son. I sat at home watching the football game
on TV and I saw you jump up to use your head against
the ball. Oh, how stupid you are, my son. You can use
your hands or your feet to play football: That would be
fine. Why must you use your head against the ball? You could get a trauma
in your skull and brain and your life would be ruined.... Son?
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You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,
Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to
learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?
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Truyện cười bằng tiếng anh -3
WHY USE YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE BALL?
His mother was scolding a football player:
Alas, my son. I sat at home watching the football game
on TV and I saw you jump up to use your head against
the ball. Oh, how stupid you are, my son. You can use
your hands or your feet to play football: That would be
fine. Why must you use your head against the ball? You could get a trauma
in your skull and brain and your life would be ruined.... Son?
-------------------------------- -----------
You should learn to be more polite
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for
dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,
Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to
learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you
want, right?
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