namphong89
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Two Choices
A woman woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t find her husband.
She went downstairs and looked around, and found her husband, sitting in the corner facing the wall and crying.
“What’s the matter with you?” she asked him.
“Remember when your father caught us together when we were teenagers?” he replied.
“He was really angry and told me that I had two choices: I could °either marry you, or go to prison for 20 years.”
“Yeah,” she said, “I remember. So?”
“I would have gotten out today!” the man sobbed.